How To Make Puppy Pie.
Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered,
then add the following ingredients.....
1 cup patience....
1 cup understanding....
1 pinch correction....
1 cup hard work....
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun... blend well.
Heat with warmth of your heart until raised
or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.
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